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Monthly Archives: July 2006

27 July 2006

This is what I drank today at work - from 10 am until 5:30 pm.
I freakin pee’d all day. Tropicana has nothing on Naked Juice, that’s for sure.

16 oz Poland Spring water
16 oz Iced Coffee - soy milk, 1 sugar
16 oz Hot Coffee - soy milk, 1 sugar
20 oz Dr. Pepper
16 oz Tropicana Grovestand O.J.

move [...]

21 July 2006

1.  Got drinched in the rain storm today riding to work - three hours later…still wet.
2. I saw the Psychic Ills last night at Tonic - best show I’ve seen of theirs. Amazing.
3. I need two large coffees right now. Make that three
just one lie, no one will know.

18 July 2006

This fly bothered me today for almost 3 hours. It was so annoying that I just
started to laugh. He/she kept landing on my scab on my ankle that ironically a dumbass
mosquito gave me, well indirectly.  He bit me, I scratched, I received a scab. I finally
had to put black electrical tape over it so he/she [...]

14 July 2006

Halloween 2005. This is in San Francisco.
And NOT one person knew who we dressed up as.
I was the Cobrasnake fool.
Chris was the Good Charlotte idiot.
And Tina was Kid Millionaire Steve Aoki douche alert.
seriously, no seriously.

13 July 2006

Looks gross, I know, but they taste sooo good. Some
good ol’ fashion NYC home fries in a styrofoam box.yumtown.

11 July 2006

Woops…
A pound of slime carrots. I ate all but 3.
i’m english, try and deport me.

11 July 2006

So this is my new necklace setup. Well, it’s not new.
It was my grandmother’s - but she passed away and now I have it. large iced coffee, soy milk, 1 sugar.

07 July 2006

I’ve been shooting a bunch of small product/still life for this catalog.
The merchandise manager, who acts as a stylist, tells me,
“Can you make it look more dramatic? Maybe more fashionable?”
No Laurie, I can’t. Nor do I want to.
you don’t write, you don’t call…

06 July 2006

This certain guy where I’ve been working asks me at least once a week, usually more, “You get blowjob last night from girlfriend?” I don’t know what to say, so usually I just respond with a simple upward/downward nod and a smile.